Male Contraceptives

I was reading my new favorite site, Violent Acres , the other day, and she asks why there are no male contraceptives. Like, good ones. There's the condom, but crazy bitches can punch holes in that easy, not to mention they break and some people are allergic to them, and what's their success rate again? Go to her site and search for "male contraceptives" and you'll find the post I'm talking about. This all kind of goes along with my thought process that all birth control should be free or at least cheap and readily available. I think it would solve a ton of problems to have less people around, especially the people that get popped out every other second, unplanned and not cared adequately for, but I'll let VA be more offensive cause I'm just not there yet. Not to mention, not having insurance makes decent birth control almost impossible to afford. When I had my first job I had to wait 3 months for insurance and many people have to deal with that. Then I was jobless for two months. Luckily my doctor tossed some free samples my way, but not everyone gets that. My friend had to go on birth control essentially to hit puberty and during the 3 month trial period of her first job she had to go off the birth control because it was unaffordable. She lost weight, lost most of her boobage, and lost her period. She only got back on it once she got the insurance back. I read an article about a girl who has to be on Yaz in particular or something and without insurance her birth control cost fucking 89 bucks or something and that's not uncommon. Do we want more unplanned babies? Um, I don't.

So today I was searching google to see where exactly we are at with male contraceptives. Um, not looking so good with oral stuff and still in caveman times with the condom and of course we always have the vastectomy, but not many guys really want that, especially if they're young since its not always reversible. But I did find one gem. Hot water. Stick with me here. There were successful studies done that showed that if guys immersed their nuts in water of 116 degrees Fahrenheit for 45 minutes a day for 3 weeks, they would be infertile for 6 months due to sperm production being basically halted because of bad conditions. Everyone knows the balls have to be away from the body to maintain a temperature lower than the body temperature in order to make sperm, yes? So, heat those suckers up. 118 is where the pain threshold begins and 116 in totally safe and should be comfortable because it doesn't heat up your whole body, just a little bit. If you don't like 116, go for 110, 45 minutes a day, for 3 weeks. That should buy you 4 months.

I'm not saying "heat your balls up and you're set". I'm saying "here, you have some more control over this and god knows those fucking females can't be trusted with their crazy hormonal minds." Complement your current mode of operation for free and make your chances of getting roped into 21 years of child support that much lower. No seriously, do it and let me know how it goes.