Hickey #9

Two customers are leaving and the male customer says, "You should change your pillow!"
I look at him like, "what?", and the woman with him points to her neck. What the hell is that even supposed to mean?? Idiots

Hickey #8

Yesterday a customer looked up from reading his papers, smirked, and said quietly, "Birthmark or hickey?" My coworker said he wouldn't be able to stay calm if someone did that to him all the time, but at least the guy gave "birthmark" as an option. If I was ever wanted for a crime, they wouldn't have to spread pictures of my tattoos. They would just say "Looks like she always has a hickey."

Hickey #6 and #7

A customer came up and winked at me like a thousand times. These people, its like they're having uncontrollable muscle spasms. I totally expected it from him, but instead his buddy came up and asked "Did you fall down or something?" The other guy kept his head down, surprisingly, and I explained politely. That was a week or so ago.

Yesterday I had a customer that I was chatting with and he asked me if I "had a cat" and motioned to his neck. Very smooth. No, no cat. I should've just said no, but I explained because I was already talking to him and brought up the time some girl said "Gnarly hickey" at Dunkin' Donuts. Um, thanks?