A customer came up and winked at me like a thousand times. These people, its like they're having uncontrollable muscle spasms. I totally expected it from him, but instead his buddy came up and asked "Did you fall down or something?" The other guy kept his head down, surprisingly, and I explained politely. That was a week or so ago.
Yesterday I had a customer that I was chatting with and he asked me if I "had a cat" and motioned to his neck. Very smooth. No, no cat. I should've just said no, but I explained because I was already talking to him and brought up the time some girl said "Gnarly hickey" at Dunkin' Donuts. Um, thanks?
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
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She wants her planet back. Woolfy – “Shooting Stars” Funny how his voice in
this song made me think he ...
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