Hickey #8

Yesterday a customer looked up from reading his papers, smirked, and said quietly, "Birthmark or hickey?" My coworker said he wouldn't be able to stay calm if someone did that to him all the time, but at least the guy gave "birthmark" as an option. If I was ever wanted for a crime, they wouldn't have to spread pictures of my tattoos. They would just say "Looks like she always has a hickey."