Hickey #3

Maybe a week ago the owner of a company my company works with came in to drop something off. Although he's seen me before and is probably already aware of it, he decided to now bring up the subject of my birthmark. Like this:

"Is that a lovebite?"

"No, it's a hickey"

"Yah, a lovebite"

"No- I mean..its a birthmark, but everyone always asks if its a hickey"

"Oh, I thought you were just getting too passionate or something, haha"

Ha-Ha-Ha, you're so funny.

Now I'm starting to use the word hickey, argh.